The Ballad of Old Jessy
by John Vincent Palozzi
Old Jessy went to Las Vegas
on a hot September day
determined to hit the tables
and gamble his life savings away
Black Jack, roulette and poker
he loved to throw the dice
he bet all his money on one throw
and he bet not once, but twice
Old Jessy went to Las Vegas
to gamble his life savings away
They plied him with cheap liquor
and comped him a nice room
they wanted all his money
which they hoped they’d have real soon
Old Jessy went to Las Vegas
to gamble his life savings away
Well he went from table to table
trying his best to lose
and every time he threw them dice
they brought him a shot of booze
Old Jessy went to Las Vegas
to gamble his life savings away
It seemed that no matter how hard he tried
he couldn’t get rid of his cash
no matter what number he decided to play
he wound up increasing his stash
Old Jessy went to Las Vegas
to gamble his life savings away
So finally Old Jessy called it quits
and decided he’d better go home
His wife was probably worried sick
wondering to where he did roam
Old Jessy went to Las Vegas
to gamble his life savings away
"I just wanted to have some fun"
is what Old Jessy did say
"Money’s not worth having
If I cant throw some of it away"
Old Jessy went to Las Vegas
to gamble his life savings away